Cock a doodle…

Well we had a bad nights sleep last night, they was a Valentines do on in the village so lots of noise at 3am with drunken revellers running up and down the road…shouting very loudly for someone called Gary.

Then this morning I was woken to the dulcet tones of the nextdoor rooster crowing at the top of his lungs. What is that ‘cock a doodle doo’ business all about? If it’s some kind of mating call wouldn’t he do far better whispering ‘Good morning darling…would you like me to sit on the eggs today?’ I’m sure it would make him far more popular then all that yelling he does. Mind you what does he care? There’s only one of him and about 4 hens so they haven’t eggsactly got much choice have they?

My back is still a bit iffy so my mum lent me this massage pad which is called Niagra Therapy. Andy nearly fell over it last night and shouted out ‘Whats this viagra thing doing here?’  I just hope none of the neighbours heard him ;D

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